Science Jokes: Something Funny

You enter the laboratory and see an experiment. How will you know which class is it?… If it’s green and wiggles, it’s biology… If it stinks, it’s chemistry… If it doesn’t work, it’s physics.

Protein engineering

We have to stop talking about mitosis… It’s such a divisive issue.

What kind of chain is edible?….A food chain!

The most common cause of cancer-mutation

Did you hear about the famous microbiologist who traveled in thirty different countries and learned to speak six languages?… He was a man of many cultures.

We just hired a molecular biologist… Man, is he small.

Plasmid and protein expression

What’s the difference between a dog and a marine biologist?… One wags a tail and the other tags a whale.

How do you call a member of the financial staff of the faculty of Biology?…A Buy-ologist.

Potential of stem cells

What’s a pirate’s favorite amino acid?… Arrrrrr-ginine.